Holy shit, I need to get to work. But I'll do this first. Why? BECAUSE I CAN!!!! And fuck it, I took this from a MySpace post. Why? Because I am a lazy bitch and can kill two birds with one stone.
On a sidenote: Things are amazing right now. I got my tax return! H bought a scale and I have lost more weight! I am tan! I have fun plans tonight! It is sunny! I am hopped up on Diet Coke!
Ahem. Here goes:
1.) Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?
On the dance floor at the Palmer House Hilton
2.) How did you get the idea for your myspace name?
Its my name
3.) What song are you listening to right now?
Who? by Brian Jonestown Massacre
4.) Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry?
Aaliyah. Is that how you spell it? I was living in Arizona on my boyfriends couch watching MTV when I heard. She was so young, so talented, so beautiful. Two silent tears fell from my pretty green eyes. I also teared up a bit for Dale Earnhardt, only because my boyfriend was a NASCAR freak and it's the only time I saw him cry in 3 years.
5.) What color underwear are you wearing?
Black see-though boy cuts with pink and blue swirls.
6.) Do you own a iPod?
Yes, its a old one, thats all big. My baby blue leather case makes it pimp tho.
7.) What did you do this morning?
Realized I didn't set my alarm so I kept waking up every 5 minutes to check the time. Then I tuned to TBS for a little Dawson's Creek as I got ready.
8.) What does your dad do for a living?
He is a safety engineer.
9.) Where do you work?
In an advertising agency off Michigan Avenue. Love the location.
10.) What ended your last relationship?
I got scared and did something stupid. And I regret it everyday. But we are still friends, which is awesome.
11.) What are the last two digits of your phone number?
30
12.) What was the last concert you attended?
LAST NIGHT: I went to see Death Cab for Cutie and Franz Ferdinand at The Aragon. FF was awesome. Deathcab made me yawn.
13.) Who was with you?
My ex (see, we really ARE friends!) and his sister's friend.
WHERE'S 14????
15.) What do you dislike at the moment?
The thought of moving all my shit this coming week.
16.) What food do you crave right now?
A fat, marinated salmon steak. Because it is good and good for me!
17.) Did you dream last night?
I know I did for sure. I have wacky dreams. Some stay with me for years. Some fade in 5 minutes. Last night was a fader, I guess.
18.) What was the last TV show you watched?
We watched Oprah 20th Anniversary DVD with a bottle of champagne last night. Wait no, I watched Dawson's Creek this morning. Duh
19.) What is your favorite piece of jewelry?
Currently, my white square necklace. It makes my chest look tan.
20.) Name someone on your Top 8 who is just like you.
KA. We are both hot bitches with wacky senses of humor who can write like the wind. Well, I used to be able to anyway.
21.) What was the last thing you ate?
Tom Yum soup from Joy's on Broadway
22.) Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
Robbie Cocktail now, J back in the day.
23.) Who last IMed you?
LL just texted me saying our tax returns got deposited in our accounts last night. It is a banner fucking day for Bethany!
24.) Are you on any medication?
Does Zantrex count?
25.) What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The one farthest from the wall or closest to the alarm clock.
26.) What color shirt are you wearing?
Black. The same as every day. But I am wearing a saucy little pink tank underneath the cardigan. Can't wait to inject some color into my wardrobe. If the LBS keep coming off, it'll be any day now.
27.) What color is your razor?
What a fucking gay question. You had me until right here. Um, pink and gray. It's a Shick Quattro. Because that is how I roll.
28.) What is your favorite frozen treat?
Well, ice cream makes my tummy hurt. But I LOVE LOVE LOVE those red, white and blue bomb pops!
29.) How many tattoos/piercings do you have?
Two pierced ears (down from the 5 I had in college) and a yin-yang tattoo on my ankle that needs a serious fill-in. Which I will probably never get. I can't believe I got a tattoo in the first place. I am such an unbelievable wimp. But that's Spring Break, ya'll!
30.) What's your favorite store?
I love me a bargain, so H&M. But Express gave me a credit card. AND... I just remembered two days ago that I have one at The Limited as well. So maybe now it's The Limited. It jives better with my new sophisticated style. Bwa-ha.
31.) Are you thirsty right now?
Diet Coke just got cracked.
32.) Can you imagine yourself getting married?
Totally. What I can't imagine is who is going to be crazy enough to take that leap with me. My perspective on marriage has changed. With the right person, it could be amazing.
33.) Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss?
I miss Jessi all the time. And Jason when he is far away. And I'd like to see Derek someday. And Corey. I always move away from important people in my life and it sucks that I don't make more of an effort to keep in touch.
34.) What did you do last night?
Covered this already... went to FF/DCFC concert.
35.) Do you care what people think about you?
I am a chick... so, yeah.
36.) Have you ever done something to instigate trouble?
I used to all the time... now, not so much.
37.) Do you like your nose?
HATES IT! It is odd looking. Oh snap! I just remembered a part of my dream last night. My nose had a HUGE bump on it and I went in for plastic surgery. Kinda freakily random, this question was.
38.) What color is your bedroom?
Baby blue with white trim.
39.) When was the last time you worked out?
I go for long walks all the time now. Can't run. One of my knees is gimpalicious.
40.) What are your font colors on AIM?
color=Purple font=Trebuchet. Whoah. Take Me Out (Live) by FF just came on my iTunes party shuffle. This day is officially the most coincidenty ever.
41.) Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
It was college. Who didn't? Oh wait. It was also my porch a few months ago. I liked her black catsuit.
42.) Where do you live?
Boystown but moving to Bucktown next week. Weeee-hooooo!
43.) Are you an aggressive driver?
You have to be on the mean streets of Chicago
44.) Who is your cell phone carrier?
Verizon.
45.) Do you like the person who posted this last?
I've known Jimmy since freshman year of high school. He moved in across the street from me and was in my retard math class. He rules.
46.) Do you know their birthday?
Um... no.
47.) What is the thing you'd want to change most about yourself?
The things I would change are already in the process of changing. Usually I would say my waist or my nose, but the more grown-up, less superficial version of me says my patience. I wish I had more. But I'm working on it.
48.) What color is your car?
Maroon. Prizm Pete RULES!
49.) What do you smell like right now?
Champagne and exhaustion.
50.) What are your favorite colors?
Baby blue and black. They look fun together. As evidenced by my room. I like emerald green too.
51.) Do you like mustard?
Dijon, sweet, yellow, spicy, I'll take it any way I can get it.
52.) What do you tell yourself when times get hard?
Give it some time, it's bound to get better!
53.) Ever sky dive?
Nope, but I would with a pro strapped to my back.
54.) Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
Fetal position. Just like mom used to make.
55.) What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?
Shit, that's a tough one. I am a unique broad and a movie could
never encompass the complexities of me.
56.) Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
I used to all the time, now... not so much. Sigh. I miss my Discover card.
57.) What do you think of Angelina Jolie being pregnant?
I feel bad for Jen.
58.) Do you enjoy giving hugs?
More than you know.
59.) Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
My friends tell me I am. I disagree.
60.) Do you own a digital camera?
Ya think?
61.) What celebrities have you been compared to?
Someone told me a have Cameron Diaz's mouth. Um, not. And that's not a compliment, asshole!
62.) Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
I like wookies.
63.) Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
One of my biggest pet peeves.
64.) What books, if any, have made you cry?
Boy's Life by Robrt McCammon, for one.
65.) What are you allergic to?
Hard work.
66.) Are you a jealous person?
Ugh, yes. Too much so.
67.) Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Hell no! As long as it isn't veal or puppy.
68.) If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Zack. And I would have started a band called "The Zack Attack"