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05.25.2006 :
goodbye, d-land05.22.2006 :
it's 12:37 already? thank you, diaryland!05.15.2006 :
whateva! whateva! i do what i want!05.12.2006 :
are we back to this?05.10.2006 :
thanks, gavin.05.08.2006 :
love to stay & chat, but youra total bitch!05.05.2006 :
sowing the seeds of love05.04.2006 :
random ramblings04.28.2006 :
i put the PRO in procrastination04.24.2006 :
next is the next is the next is the e.04.20.2006 :
my stomach is empty, but my soul is full04.13.2006 :
how high can i jump? sorry!04.03.2006 :
my dog is an alcoholic drag queen03.29.2006 :
the heat is... on.03.23.2006 :
christ on a cracker... i feel good.03.21.2006 :
high fulutin!03.15.2006 :
shake your shamrocks!03.06.2006 :
why does it always rain on me?02.23.2006 :
i am an oenophile (look it up!)02.15.2006 :
memories like the corners of my mind02.13.2006 :
cupid got himself ski-rude!02.06.2006 :
strobes & glow sticks & baby oil, oh my!01.30.2006 :
ok, i updated! happy now?!?!?01.17.2006 :
goodbye.01.12.2006 :
the resolutions are falling into place01.10.2006 :
we gots gas01.04.2006 :
puppy wupperson!01.03.2006 :
am i ready for '06?12.29.2005 :
random wednesday night fun12.27.2005 :
a fun week for bethany912.19.2005 :
�cumplea�os felices, usted viejo putea!12.15.2005 :
my silly lil' buckethead.12.12.2005 :
thanks for the gray hairs, douchebag!12.07.2005 :
blah humbug12.02.2005 :
it's my world, you're just a squirrel11.30.2005 :
gimme, gimme, gimme11.28.2005 :
it's tryptophantastic!11.18.2005 :
gaptacular!11.16.2005 :
bethany's bowl-a-rama!11.14.2005 :
it's a long one, kids11.08.2005 :
a bit of honesty11.07.2005 :
poignant lyrics11.02.2005 :
i'm a halloweenie10.27.2005 :
dress you up in my love... all over10.24.2005 :
purdue football is killing me slowly10.20.2005 :
o what a feelin', dancing on the ceilin'10.17.2005 :
at least it's not the roger rabbit10.10.2005 :
mono was, like, the best diet ever10.03.2005 :
doin' it & don't it & purdoin' it well09.28.2005 :
bear down!09.26.2005 :
why bother?09.23.2005 :
come back monday because i suck09.19.2005 :
hugs, not drugs!09.16.2005 :
the paradox of our times09.12.2005 :
this is just getting worse and worse.09.06.2005 :
wild thing, you make my butt sting.09.02.2005 :
list it. list it good.08.31.2005 :
add him to the list!08.29.2005 :
taking the easy way out08.24.2005 :
it's 3am, i must be lonely.08.22.2005 :
bye bye bethany908.19.2005 :
i have become comfortably numb08.17.2005 :
it depends if you need depends...08.15.2005 :
a picture free entry. i'm back, bitches.08.05.2005 :
google this.08.01.2005 :
goodbye, july. see you next year.07.29.2005 :
drink drank drunk07.25.2005 :
irked. irked. and irked some more.07.21.2005 :
my life is a buffet of fun07.18.2005 :
took 2 long to think of witty title, fuck it07.13.2005 :
vince vaughn is a god07.11.2005 :
my big fat greek reunion07.08.2005 :
this bitch is crazy07.06.2005 :
grillin' and chillin'07.05.2005 :
updating tomrrow, for shizzle06.30.2005 :
depressing bullshit06.27.2005 :
we're here, we're queer, get used to it!06.23.2005 :
grip it and rip it06.21.2005 :
the roof is on fire!06.17.2005 :
it's cribs, yo!06.14.2005 :
taking a vacation from my vacation06.10.2005 :
ooooh, that's hot!06.07.2005 :
i left my heart in san diego. or did i?05.26.2005 :
leavin' on a jet place05.23.2005 :
you ain't catching no crackhead05.20.2005 :
keane sure is keen! har har har!05.18.2005 :
he sure has a purdy mouth...05.16.2005 :
givin' props to my homies05.13.2005 :
dick rot and other hazards05.11.2005 :
the lepers in your bed05.09.2005 :
reality check05.06.2005 :
cinco de drinko05.02.2005 :
goin' to the chapel...04.27.2005 :
get on the ball!04.25.2005 :
the best case for a bald head04.22.2005 :
the most random entry ever04.19.2005 :
party on til the break 'o' dawn!04.15.2005 :
ass bag04.12.2005 :
wanna see me in my undies?04.11.2005 :
check back in tomorrow, please!04.08.2005 :
not cool enough for a witty title04.04.2005 :
from hoops to fups04.01.2005 :
r.i.p. mitch hedberg03.30.2005 :
zach braff, can you hear me?03.28.2005 :
hell in an easter basket03.25.2005 :
the cheese isn't as easy as me!03.23.2005 :
favors and treats03.22.2005 :
a QUARTER of a century!03.21.2005 :
i am slowly getting used to skim milk03.18.2005 :
ah... eeee... achoo!03.16.2005 :
get it together, eminem!03.15.2005 :
you know where you can stick that?03.11.2005 :
tommy lee's titty cam made my night03.09.2005 :
putting the ORE in boredom03.07.2005 :
i love spring. simple as that.03.04.2005 :
aw! ain't that precious?03.02.2005 :
i am a quivering pansy02.28.2005 :
case of the mondays02.25.2005 :
william sure was hung02.23.2005 :
you've got the star of my liquid dream02.21.2005 :
yo yo it's the auto show!02.18.2005 :
arby's sounds damn good right now02.16.2005 :
get a life. move on. for everyone's sake.02.14.2005 :
i wasn't a douchebag02.11.2005 :
more cowbell!02.10.2005 :
leeeeeeeeeeesbians!02.08.2005 :
holy shit... it's me! to a tee!02.04.2005 :
me? marissa? not fucking likely.02.02.2005 :
i have to pee, no witty title today01.31.2005 :
large curd cottage cheese01.28.2005 :
uno! dos! tres! catorce!01.26.2005 :
it's a TKO01.24.2005 :
cry me, cry me, cry me a river01.20.2005 :
doesn't even deserve a title01.20.2005 :
doesn't even deserve a title01.17.2005 :
support my globes01.14.2005 :
i am one frigid bitch01.12.2005 :
andrew, you better wreck-a-nize!01.10.2005 :
i'd give it to peter brady a bunch01.07.2005 :
bite-sized sluts make me sad01.06.2005 :
new look for the new year01.05.2005 :
lay me out01.03.2005 :
ain't this life so sweet?12.28.2004 :
this shirt is tight... about to pop open!12.21.2004 :
this is just chat-tastic!12.16.2004 :
about last night...12.14.2004 :
i'd kick my own ass right now12.09.2004 :
happy birthday mo mo!12.06.2004 :
bye bye my pretty kitty12.02.2004 :
my man looks like mark ruffalo11.29.2004 :
let's get retarded11.22.2004 :
bethany's quiz-o-rama!11.19.2004 :
kitty's being a dildo!11.16.2004 :
entertainment tonight11.10.2004 :
holy geez!11.08.2004 :
raise your hands if you're sure11.05.2004 :
burning bush11.03.2004 :
at a loss11.01.2004 :
tears to queers10.29.2004 :
i am a halloweenie10.26.2004 :
dryer lint annoys me so10.22.2004 :
celling my soul10.20.2004 :
slice'n and dice'n10.18.2004 :
coming home10.15.2004 :
man oh man10.13.2004 :
friday night lights10.11.2004 :
here kitty, kitty10.06.2004 :
shave your shit!10.04.2004 :
weather's just right for some hot chocolate10.01.2004 :
that's nuts!09.30.2004 :
marty's bush09.28.2004 :
this diet coke is flat and tastes like crap09.22.2004 :
bend over!09.15.2004 :
they look great with white moccasins09.13.2004 :
gag me with a spork09.10.2004 :
skeetin'09.08.2004 :
fire it up09.07.2004 :
link me up09.02.2004 :
heroin is a hell of a drug09.01.2004 :
that's my bush!08.31.2004 :
welcome my new template! love her.08.30.2004 :
updating bullshit, bear with me08.27.2004 :
nothing to write. bite me.08.25.2004 :
template updatin'08.24.2004 :
i am sick of the bush08.18.2004 :
doin' the twirly-whirly08.16.2004 :
roadtrip!08.12.2004 :
feel this anaconda08.11.2004 :
black hole sun08.10.2004 :
what a dumb ass08.09.2004 :
no title08.05.2004 :
bethany's 12 steps08.03.2004 :
this weekend was camp-tastic!07.30.2004 :
i miss my party bangs07.29.2004 :
my best friend wuvs me. gag. sorry.07.27.2004 :
creativity has been spanked out of me07.22.2004 :
scandal-rama!07.20.2004 :
the wrecking ball07.19.2004 :
hangin' tough07.16.2004 :
lovin' this so much!07.14.2004 :
i could go for some fried chicken right now07.09.2004 :
baby, don't got yo money...07.06.2004 :
little person... big stick!06.30.2004 :
doin' the durrrrrrrrty sanchez06.28.2004 :
my privates06.23.2004 :
what about ashley?06.21.2004 :
bi-polar weekend06.18.2004 :
tubular!06.16.2004 :
don't mess with me!06.15.2004 :
insane in the membrane06.11.2004 :
i can drink a whole henessey fifth.06.10.2004 :
HaloScan this, bitch.06.09.2004 :
moping06.07.2004 :
ice cream and puppy dogs06.07.2004 :
my foot fell asleep. ouch.06.03.2004 :
this is for my people... my party people06.02.2004 :
slacking05.27.2004 :
Vegas, baby!05.24.2004 :
i don't have a witty title right now05.20.2004 :
wiggle it, just a little bit05.17.2004 :
come get your random jeans, freak!05.14.2004 :
i suck05.12.2004 :
kuwait right here!05.10.2004 :
cuts and bruises and scapes, oh my!05.07.2004 :
can't think of a title. too bad.05.05.2004 :
owned!05.03.2004 :
photos galore04.30.2004 :
detox04.29.2004 :
thank you, daddy04.28.2004 :
oh happy day04.26.2004 :
sunday is funday!04.23.2004 :
am i getting abruised?04.22.2004 :
sleazy meazy04.21.2004 :
me? un-pc? never!04.20.2004 :
too old to be like this04.19.2004 :
fredalicious04.16.2004 :
random enough for you?04.15.2004 :
half-assin' it04.14.2004 :
marsha, marsha, marsha!04.12.2004 :
the "c" word04.09.2004 :
fluffy wuffy bunnies04.07.2004 :
the dorm04.05.2004 :
my crazy dicks04.02.2004 :
i ain't phat!03.31.2004 :
lesbian cows03.29.2004 :
forward03.26.2004 :
no more bush03.25.2004 :
don't diss my city, bitch!03.24.2004 :
god bless the USA03.23.2004 :
the great unknown03.19.2004 :
shit-talkin' teddy bears03.18.2004 :
kick ass poem03.17.2004 :
all killer, no filler03.15.2004 :
south siiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeduh!03.12.2004 :
in my life03.11.2004 :
grape lollipops03.09.2004 :
sunday was da bomb!03.05.2004 :
it's my life03.03.2004 :
osama on hump day03.01.2004 :
scan this!02.27.2004 :
what was i smoking?02.25.2004 :
i don't?02.24.2004 :
sex in my city02.23.2004 :
love letters02.20.2004 :
do you see me?02.18.2004 :
shoot your television02.17.2004 :
drunk or not, here i am!02.11.2004 :
HTML, suck my ass02.11.2004 :
banners02.09.2004 :
talkin' bout my generation02.05.2004 :
just call me bitch02.04.2004 :
boiler up!02.03.2004 :
breath of fresh air02.02.2004 :
mopey moperson01.30.2004 :
blippidy bloo01.27.2004 :
derek01.23.2004 :
my kinda town!01.21.2004 :
penis envy?01.19.2004 :
my friends rule01.16.2004 :
dear katie01.15.2004 :
nipple tweaking01.13.2004 :
abysmal01.09.2003 :
link-o-rama01.08.2004 :
ooh ooh aah aah aah!01.07.2004 :
fuck you, punks!01.02.2004 :
my old friend ralph12.31.2003 :
slackin'12.29.2003 :
gnome12.24.2003 :
eve12.19.2003 :
funniest speech ever12.18.2003 :
the o.c.12.17.2003 :
PURDUE webring12.17.2003 :
gold!12.16.2003 :
my birthday12.11.2003 :
flu12.04.2003 :
fuckers12.03.2003 :
wipeout!12.01.2003 :
bowling11.26.2003 :
thanks Rob!11.20.2003 :
can't... think...11.06.2003 :
CLUB DIRRTY11.05.2003 :
what now?10.21.2003 :
MEN! HRMPH!10.10.2003 :
ass kicking08.15.2003 :
babble08.01.2003 :
suma suma suma time!07.09.2003 :
my summer @ the dorm06.11.2003 :
missing my life05.23.2003 :
it's the freakin' weeken'06.16.2004 :
are you bored???CLEAN SLATE TIME :
me and my momo04.25.2003 :
e-mailing is fun!04.23.2003 :
alone04.18.2003 :
yuck.04.01.2003 :
huh?03.26.2003 :
living la vida loca03.20.2003 :
moved in03.13.2003 :
goals03.09.2003 :
lame old woman03.05.2003 :
summer plans03.02.2003 :
me? overbearing? what?01.09.2004 :
30 facts02.19.2003 :
apartment hunting02.17.2003 :
human nature02.17.2003 :
i want...02.16.2003 :
blind date02.12.2003 :
rejected00.00.0000 :
JUICED!02.08.2003 :
googles!02.04.2003 :
linkin' park01.30.2003 :
CDs blow01.27.2003 :
randomness01.21.2003 :
insomnia01.20.2003 :
funny ass shit01.20.2003 :
kisses and dreams01.18.2003 :
semis01.17.2003 :
routine02.20.2004 :
diary rings and fan listings12.17.2002 :
post birthday blahsnovember, 2002 :
back to boredomoctober, 2002 :
the last hurrahseptember, 2002 :
the last grasp of summeraugust, 2002 :
awesome august