I am still drunk from last night. At work. Not good. I woke up at 9:40 going HOLY SHIT! I didn't even set my alarm. No one here notived I was even gone. I love my job. It's the coolest. It is hard to type drunk. I am not 27, I am a little baby. A drunk baby. I went out with one of my new roommates last night. he has a serious job but I called him and he is like "Bethany, you were in rare form" and he has only known me less than a week and that scares me. What does that mean? I hope he calls soon and lets me in on the joke. I am hungry. I feel like I am going to throw up, I am too old for this. I keep looking at the screen to spell check but it is swimming before my eyes. Last night we hung out with Cara and Dave from the last Road Rules. They were so cool! They are good friends with my new roommate Mike. Cara is GORGEOUS in person and Dave is a hottie. I think I am taller than him tho. We went back to her apartment and I don't remember much after that. I think I picked up her cats and was petting them and she was like "Oh that cat never lets anyone pick it up" so then I felt special. Dudes, don't ever go to work drunk. It sucks my ass. And my ass is pretty flat, so it might even suck something bigger than that. Spell checking. It's all good. Good. Good. Every time I type a contraction (example for dumb asses: don't) everytime I type a contraction I put a ; instead of a '. Like I type don;t insteadf of don't. I am getting annoyed with that. It happens ALL THE TIME even when I am not drunk. So I have to keep going back and putting in '. It is one key over, bitch. Stop typing, no one cares. My boss is laughing really hard right now. On his cell phone. I don;t know why. I love my job. I need a nap. And some detox.
Hang on sobering up. Going to post some pics. Come back in 10 minutes. Wait, here they are.