I hope there is no random drug testing today. I am eating a poppyseed muffin. That makes you test positive for opium. Is that a drug that anyone actually does? maybe I am just sheltered, but I don't think so. I would be up shit creek. Without a paddle. Gross.
My boss is not here. There are no ads to go out for this weekend. So, instead of getting some much-needed sleep before tonight's festivities, I am sitting here writing this. Fuckola.
So, I think I will go download some Family Guy episodes off LimeWire (MACS rule, PCs drool!) Sometimes I just sit here, with my headphones on, fingers poised on
My desk faces the wall in my office, so no one knows what I am doing. I have perfected the art of slacking. Hot damn, I love my job!
I am going to get silly drunk tonight and make out some random. I have lofty goals and aspirations. Sean is in New York, damn it! Bethany needs to have some fun.
So, be safe. Don't let strangers buy you drinks. Don't let your drink out of your sight. Take a cab or find a designated driver. Wear a condom.