WARNING: COP-OUT ENTRY AHEAD!
Hey kiddies! This e-mail circulated through my friends this week, and for once, I didn't roll my eyes and delete. Hell, I was somewhat bored at that point, so I read through the questions and they weren't the standard stupid shit. So I answered them and gave my peeps a peek into my twisted psyche.
Do you wanna peek?
By the way, before I get this started, I feel bad for those of you that haven't watched an episode of Reunion. It is an awesome show with so many twists and turns and great dialogue. I actually care about the characters, which is something I can't say since Friends left the airwaves. I'll bet my sweet buns there will be a marathon of this show somewhere in syndication soon. If so, hop on it. It is great. It kicks OC ASS! Straight up! Ok, onto it:
1. First name: Bethany
2. Were you named after anyone? My mom and dad were at the Sizzler enjoying a holiday feast a week before my birth. and heard the song "Little Town of Bethlem" being played on the muzak at the restaurant. My name evolved from dinner at the Sizzler. No joke.
3. Do you wish on stars? NO. And screw Rob for stealing the thing I always do as well. It is supposed to add 20 minutes to your sex life. I have no idea where I got it from, but I've been doing it since high school. Since I never drive and never get to do it anymore... it might explain a few things... I also tie my straw wrapper in a knot and if the knot comes out, someone of the opposite sex is thinking about you. It's all basically bullshit.
4. When did you last cry? Shh, I'll never te-eeeell!
5. Do you like your handwriting? I used to. But my arthritis is effing it up.
6. What is your favorite lunch meat? SMOKED HONEY turkey, shaved from the tukey, from the deli, not from a plastic wrapper. I am a lady of discerning tastes.
7. What is your birth date? December 16th, 1976
8. What is your most favorite CD? Moby - Play
9. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Yeah, she'd make me laugh but I'd avoid her in the mornings and right after work. We'd go drinking on Saturday nights, but I would never call her to talk on the phone because she sucks at it. She's always talking over my sentences and hurting my feelings.
10. Do you have a journal? I used to write in spiral bound notebooks since the age of 14 about daily events. I did it thru college, but once I got to AZ I stopped b/c it was boring stuff. I picked it up again blog-style once I moved to Indianapolis. Almost everyday of my life for the past 14 years has been documented. And you think I would have learned something by now. But it's neat-o to be able to look back and see what a self-concious geek I was, not that it's changed much.
11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? DUH!
12. What are your nicknames? Beeth, Beef, Ginger, Dirty Girl, Mofo, Tits, Tits McGee, Teets, Bethers, Ms. Vocab U.S.A., Devil Woman, Pookie, Poochie, and Baby Forearms.
13. Would you bungee jump? Uh... haven't I? What was I smoking?
14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? All the questions were cool until this one.
15. Do you think that you are strong? No upper body strength, but I am a mental giant.
16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? B&J Chubby Hubby
17. Shoe Size? 10
18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My extreme self-doubt. And my waist. Wait. My waist... and then my extreme self-doubt.
19. Who do you miss most? He knows who he is.
20. Do you want everyone you send this to send it back? WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I DO WHAT I WANT!
21. What color of pants and shoes are you wearing? Jeans and black loafers
22. What are you listening to right now? Time For Me To Fly by REO Speedwagon
23. What was the last thing you ate? My leftover pasta from Corner Bakery
24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Burnt Umber
25. What is the weather like right now? Soul-sucking
26. Last person you talked to on the phone? The guy in the office next to me. He likes to talk about his kids and his whiny wife. A lot.
27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Height
28. Do you like the person who sent this to you? He's ok.
29. Favorite Sport? PURDUE FOOTBALL, even when the suck. And man did they suck this year.
30. Hair Color? Chocolate Brown Miss Clariol #34465
31. Eye Color? Green/Hazel and even yellow. I'm like a kitty.
32. Do you wear contacts? No. Won't put anything in my eyes.
33. Favorite Foods? Seafood and Mexican. Which is usually Pepe's and Red Lobster. I have high culinary standards.
34. Last Movie You Watched? Shrek 2 at the 'rents house. It's packed with pop culture!
35. Favorite Day of the Year? I live me some Halloween. And also my birthday is sometimes cool. It better be this year. And I really like the first day it gets warm enough to be sans jacket.
36. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? Mmm... I am getting a massage on Friday, so I'll go with happy endings.
37. Summer or Winter? SUMMER. I like boats.
38. Hugs OR Kisses? Deep, slow, wet kisses that last for 3 days.
39. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? Don't eat it. Maybe cheesecake? I'd rather have another helping of meat and mashed potatoes.
40. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? I hate these questions.
41. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? See above.
42. Living Arrangements? 4 roommates in a 3-flat
43. What Books Are You Reading? Maneater by Gigi Grazer. it is slowly rotting my brain. It is terrible. But I paid Amazon for it, so read it I shall.
44. What is on your mouse pad? Cartman with the words "It's a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap!"
45. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? NTN Trivia! And boy howdy, I is smert.
46. Favorite Sounds? A baby's laughter. Gurgling fountains. The words "Free" and "It's On Me."
47. Favorite Smell? It's a toss-up. Gasoline. Fresh cut grass. Suntan oil.
48. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Beatles. Those boys put out some catchy tunes.
49. Furthest you've been from home? Not far enough
50. Do you have a special talent? I am a God at trivia - Ditto. I can remember the most random stuff, but not what I did this weekend.