I just had a interesting little chat with my best new internet friend. He popped up out of nowhere, told me I was hot and that he wanted to meet me. Since I am bored off my ass, the following is the conversation that occured. Some of the good stuff at the beginning was in a window I accidentally shut, but here is the rest:
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:20:05 AM): so what about US meeting?
purduebethany (11:20:53 AM): on one condition
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:21:09 AM): which is
purduebethany (11:21:14 AM): do you own a dog collar?
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:21:21 AM): no
purduebethany (11:21:32 AM): can you buy one?
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:21:37 AM): no
purduebethany (11:22:06 AM): well then nevermind
purduebethany (11:22:08 AM): your loss
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:22:16 AM): youre fuckignwith me
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:22:18 AM): stop
purduebethany (11:22:27 AM): i have some freaky deaky fetishes, home slice
purduebethany (11:22:39 AM): i'll scratch your belly!!
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:22:46 AM): well figure that all out when we meet
purduebethany (11:22:55 AM): no dog collar, no dice
purduebethany (11:23:06 AM): and leash would also be helpful
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:23:33 AM): well im not changing myself to meet anyone .....so
purduebethany (11:25:49 AM): ok
purduebethany (11:25:55 AM): i am tearing up a bit
purduebethany (11:25:58 AM): i mean
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:26:01 AM): no your not
purduebethany (11:26:10 AM): i thought we were going to have something special
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:26:17 AM): your probably laughing your ass off
purduebethany (11:26:22 AM): i cant
purduebethany (11:26:29 AM): i dont have much of an ass to spare
purduebethany (11:26:41 AM): can you roll over for me?
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:26:41 AM): hahahaa
purduebethany (11:26:47 AM): beg?
purduebethany (11:26:52 AM): speak!
purduebethany (11:27:00 AM): dont piss on the carpet tho
purduebethany (11:27:03 AM): that upsets me
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:27:11 AM): im not into that shit
purduebethany (11:29:31 AM): what about a nice cleveland steamer?
purduebethany (11:31:25 AM): no? hey! where did you go? i miss you!
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:32:28 AM): i get youre point
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:32:38 AM): i will leave you alone
purduebethany (11:32:44 AM): i think we could be a really swell match!
purduebethany (11:33:19 AM): i like motels, the dirtier the better. i always strip off the comforter straight away, they usually have jizzy juice on them...
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:33:32 AM): come on stop
purduebethany (11:33:37 AM): it's true
purduebethany (11:33:43 AM): the maids never wash them!
purduebethany (11:33:52 AM): didn't you know that?
purduebethany (11:34:16 AM): pass that dutch! pass that dutch!
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:34:34 AM): I GET IT
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:34:41 AM): I AM LEAVING YOU ALONE
purduebethany (11:34:42 AM): ok, i am sorry, i'll be serious now. i am sorry.
purduebethany (11:35:02 AM): i am just kinda bored, i didn't mean to upset you.
purduebethany (11:35:26 AM): what is your name?
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:35:32 AM): Dennis
purduebethany (11:35:50 AM): i like that name
purduebethany (11:36:19 AM): you aren't a... menace? are you? i don't think i could handle a menance in my life.
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:36:36 AM): nah im no menace
purduebethany (11:36:41 AM): whew!
purduebethany (11:37:09 AM): so back to giving head... i have been told I am quite adept.
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:37:20 AM): nah, not falling for it again
purduebethany (11:38:13 AM): falling for what? i am kinda horny today.
purduebethany (11:38:38 AM): i don't know why, must have been all those green M&Ms I ate last night.
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:39:59 AM): no
purduebethany (11:40:17 AM): no?
purduebethany (11:40:21 AM): what is it then?
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:40:28 AM): you dont wantto meet me anyhow
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:40:31 AM): im not stupid
purduebethany (11:41:31 AM): well i don't know.... i mean you never know right! a wise man once said you miss 100% of the shots you don't take...
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:42:48 AM): well thats sage advice
purduebethany (11:43:55 AM): i mean, you could be the guy for me, and i would never know. unless i take that chance.
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:44:06 AM): true
purduebethany (11:44:45 AM): we could be very happy together... white picket fence, dogs named Skip, babies, chips dips chains whips.. the works!
purduebethany (11:44:52 AM): i am willing to give it a shot
purduebethany (11:45:04 AM): i think my mom might like you.
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:45:07 AM): hahaah not falling for it
purduebethany (11:45:29 AM): i kept you pic on my desktop
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:45:39 AM): hahahahha, dont believe ya
purduebethany (11:45:43 AM): i looked at it three times already today.
purduebethany (11:45:54 AM): it made me a bit tingly.
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:46:03 AM): will you please stop
purduebethany (11:46:04 AM): well the first 2 times it did anyway
purduebethany (11:46:28 AM): the 3rd time, i felt woozy... but that is due to my hang over, it has nothing to do with you, so don't be offended.
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:46:43 AM): STOP
purduebethany (11:46:52 AM): huh?
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:47:02 AM): why are you playing me
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:47:04 AM): i dont get it
purduebethany (11:47:43 AM): i am confused, do you want to meet or not?
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:47:59 AM): iDONT believe you want to meet
purduebethany (11:48:10 AM): do i need to put a down payment on it? damn!
purduebethany (11:48:18 AM): i am practically begging!
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:48:18 AM): you dont magically change at the drop of a dime
purduebethany (11:48:37 AM): i had a visit from tinker bell, she's a real cutie.
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:48:40 AM): what happened to the cops that are after you
purduebethany (11:48:57 AM): that's what i have my richard nixon mask for
purduebethany (11:49:04 AM): i am not a crook!
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:49:14 AM): and im not an idiot
purduebethany (11:49:38 AM): did i say you were?
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:49:49 AM): well youre playing for one
purduebethany (11:50:09 AM): you know i don't think the potential love of my life could be an idiot. i dig smart men. do you wear glasses?
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:50:26 AM): im leaving
purduebethany (11:50:32 AM): no!
purduebethany (11:50:34 AM): hang on a sec
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:50:35 AM): i hav to go to work now
purduebethany (11:50:41 AM): i thought you were sick!
purduebethany (11:50:45 AM): did you lie!
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:50:54 AM): i am , but ive been home for two days
purduebethany (11:50:58 AM): i can't be with someone who lies to me, i have severe trust issues
purduebethany (11:51:23 AM): baby!
purduebethany (11:51:27 AM): sweetie!
purduebethany (11:51:33 AM): honey bunches of oats!
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:51:54 AM): I GET IT
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:51:59 AM): im leavingyou alone
purduebethany (11:52:03 AM): i want you to get it...
purduebethany (11:52:11 AM): and i want to give it to you.
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:52:23 AM): this is too much
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:52:27 AM): i dont have the pateince
purduebethany (11:52:32 AM): see... you changed at the drop of a dime
purduebethany (11:52:51 AM): i start talking marriage and you feel the need to scamper off...
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:52:55 AM): i dont think so, i am who i am
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:53:43 AM): ask yourself the same question
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:53:48 AM): only why now
purduebethany (11:53:50 AM): you scare too easily, my husband needs to have a iron stomach
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:54:06 AM): scared, im not scared
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:54:10 AM): not into games
purduebethany (11:54:28 AM): i want to make sweet love to you under a yucca tree
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:54:37 AM): NO YOU DONT
purduebethany (11:54:43 AM): YES! i promise!
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:54:44 AM): im leaving, please
purduebethany (11:54:47 AM): oh!
purduebethany (11:54:55 AM): don't steal my sunshine!
xx2pacalypse24xx (11:55:23 AM): listen Len, youve proved your point
�xx2pacalypse24xx� signed off at 11:56:13 AM.
In the spirit of the fabulous party I went to last night, take this quiz. I am so hungover. My boyfriend left me two messages about how he wants to talk to me this morning about stuff I said last night. I am pretty scared. It doesn't sound good.
But the party was FAB-U-LOUS! I know this trust fund baby named Sean who lives on Lakeshore Drive. Across from the Drake. By himself. In not one, but 2 condos. It was all champagne and shrimp. Gorgeous gay men. Dio and I represented for the breeders. I love random Monday night parties, it makes the week that much better.