March. What a CRAZY month! It was all ass backwards!
It came in like a...
and went out like a...
Now isn't that some shit? It was in the 60s the first week of march. Now Bethany has to resort to donning her woolen hat once again! Oh, the humanity!
I went to see Starsky and Hutch last night at 9:30. I loved it more than I thought I would. This is why I love going to see movies at a theater. You feed off the rest of the crowds emotions. If everyone around you is laughing, it spurs you to laugh out loud. Especially comedies, which is why I always try to see ones that look good to me while they are still in the theater. I don't know how much I would have laughed out loud if I had just rented it. I came across this review by my main man, Roger Ebert (I met him once at the Auto Show. Whatta fatty!) I quite agree with his analysis. For all of you not in the know, he writes for the Sun Times, the paper where I submit 90% of the ads I create at work. I quite prefer the Chicago Sun-Times over the Tribune. The Tribune is too large and cumbersome. I like my news "bite size."
Hmmm, that just made me think of something. Bite Size is the name of my older sister's wife Julie's band. I love that name. So cute. And she is bite size. I am a freak of nature at 5'10, but my older sisterand Julie are like 4'11. They are the tiniest little couple ever. Her website is here. I miss my older sister Danielle. She lives in Oakland, CA and I don't get too see her all too often, but she is an amazing, intelligent and complex woman. I am proud of her. She got married a few years ago to a man named Tom, and I don't feel like getting into explaining how Tom became Julie, so if you are curious, you can go here. I read the whole website about a year ago and it blew my mind!
It is already Wednesday. That is crazy. I was thinking about how fast time flies after you graduate college on my way to work today. I can barely remember how I got here. Things just change in the blink of an eye.
I was reading ChicagoJo's site this morning and she wrote about an exchange I had with some drunk girl on Friday night. I wasn't too drunk, but I barely remember this, so here is is in the words of ChicagoJo:
I left soon afterwards, and fielded a phone call from Bethany to meet her at the bar by my house. I met the guy who was following her around that night, and we three hung out a bit. I lamed out around 2 or 3, but it wasn�t before we got a good, long laugh at the drunken hilarity that ensued.
GIRL: You�re my favorite. You�re confident, gorgeous, and you know what you want! [amused silence] GIRL: I love you! [slight giggle because we realize just how drunk this lady is] GIRL: You know who else loves you? [silence in anticipation of what this girl was gonna come up with next] GIRL: Jesus! Jesus loves you! [GIRL exits stage left] So, yeah. Jesus loves the confident, gorgeous, and focused Bethany. Go, you, Bethany! Thanks, Jo, I think I just might. Go, that is. But before I do, two random things I need to get off my chest.Her head is going to fly off! Ah!
and...
Lesbian Cows! How fun is that?
Go look at my Googles, I am getting some really funny ones lately.