Look! It's me as a tyke! How cute was I?!?!? What the FUCK happened??? I had a comment that I looked scary in my Britney-body, Bethany-head graphic, (besides, I wasn't foolin' no one!) and this was the only other full-body shot I had on my hard drive. Wanna know why I am wearing a HO hat? In the picture, my head was cut off (thanks mom!) so I got on Google and searched the images for a hat. That is the best one I found. It fits. I am a ho... or I would be if I ever got laid.
I was at a loss about to what to write about today. I liked my last entry so much, I didn't think I could top it. So I am not going to try. I am going to make this as abysmal as possible. Until I get inspired. I have a rendezvous tonight, so perhaps I will derive some "inspiration" from there. We shall see.
Do you miss the 80s? Well then, go here. Wack away!
Um, can anyone say politically incorrect? Go here and try not to laugh, or God will damn your eternal soul.