Who else here absolutely abhors Mondays?
Raise your hands!
Who else layed in bed for the 9 minutes it took for the snooze alarm to go off for the second time and contemplated calling in?
Raise your hands!
Now out of those people, who really took the time to consider maybe saving sick days for days you were really sick, since you feel that at any given second, the flu is waiting for you in a dark alley, and it ready to jump your punk ass?