Last night, I ate at T.G.I.Fridays. And it was only Thursday! I am one WACKY bitch!
Today's theme is: AW! Ain't that PRECIOUS?
And to kick off AW! Ain't that PRECIOUS? I am going to post some pictures I pilfered from my mother's old photo albums. See... I never knew why I was so attracted to my friend Rob when he would don his Chewbacca costume. I would always hug and jump on him.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
It always puzzled me, but I just went with it. So, I come to find out I have ALWAYS had a predilection for all things wookie. Starting WAAAAAAAY back.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
I had that thing wrapped around me all the time, my mother said. I guess I could even put my hand up his ass and make him talk. Which I never attempted with Rob. Thankfully. But isn't it strange how your childhood and adult life draw such strong parallels that you aren't even aware of? I am trying to come up with more examples right now, but I can't. Know why? Because I am not AWARE of them. Duh!
My friend, who sends me more than anyone's share of forwarded bullshit e-mails, occasionally sends a gem. For instance, she sent me a bunch of "new state quarters" today. They were marginally funny, but I really dug this one:
Ha! Dirty ho. Did anyone else look at her hacked Sidekick? SHUT UP! You know you did! Don't look at me like that. Bitches.
So I finally met Dio's mother last night. And I LOVE HER. There was just something about her that I really took to. It seemed like I had known her forever. Something so familiar about her face. I can tell we are going to be tight. She told Dio after he dropped me off last night that she thought I was really cute and that she liked me a lot. The true test is meeting his sister. Stay tuned for that one.
Sorry, random rambling all over the place. Oooh, I almost forgot! I have been working on a site called Bad Banners. Someone had to do this, and that someone is ME. I am going to be updating that site almost daily since I have found so many banners worthy of my wrath.
"Bethany!" you say. "Get a life! Why did you spend so much time on this?"
To which I reply... "because I can. I get paid to. So suck me sideways."
Shit!
I almost forgot about todays theme!
So getting back to AW! Ain't that PRECIOUS? I am going to post some pictures I found. I forgot where. Switchcraft? Gump? Yo momma? I don't know! But here they are:
Now, let's all say it together: AW! Ain't that PRECIOUS?
And here is just some random image I thought was slightly amusing:
It's only 11:32am and this day stretches out before me like vast expanse of the waistband of the stretched out jeans I have been wearing sans washing for going on 2 weeks now. Geee-ross! See, I get them perfectly strected out, then I wash them, then they are all tight again, causing my love handles to spill over the sides of the waistband. That is even geeeee-rosser!
And in the immortal words of one Mr. R. Kelly: It's the freakin' weeken' baby I'm about to have me some fun!
Random fact of the day: Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.