Pull my pig tails, I am one giddy little bitch!
It's FRY-DAAAAAAAY! I have my weekend mapped out and it is chock full of quality boyfriend time. No, I promise, the bitter single gal will not go away completely. I ain't becoming one of these sappy wenches that posts poems about love rhyming with dove and above. But I am happy. I have someone to text message naughty things at 12:34 am. Someone to check in with. Someone I want to talk to right before I fall asleep. I resisted falling. I truly tried. But how could I not?
See? How cute is he? And he likes me! As much as I like him! That is nuts. NUTS I SAY! So let me get over this I-wanna-spend-every-second-with-you-giddy-honeymoon-period and let me settle into the I-need-some-space-and-room-to-breathe-let-me-bitch-about-you-in-my-journal period of the relationship. I'll be much more entertaining then.
In other news, I finally got hold of some the the pictures from my Vegas trip in May. Talk about procrastination!
Since I am a tride and true MAC gal, I am a bit flummoxed. My friend gave me rolls and rolls of film on FLOPPY DISCS, which I thought were CDs until I sat down and tried to insert them into my hard drive. It has been years since I grasped a floppy disc. I thought they went the way of the dinosaur. I don't know anyone with a PC, since my friends are cool. Not to diss you PC users... I wanted to burn all the pics to CD so I could print them at home. But today, since all my work is done and I have 5 hours to kill, I am going to post some of the ones I emailed to myself. My Vegas saga is right here. I need a little remembrance of sunshine and 6 pack abs on this dreary day. Note: I have lost 10 pounds since these pictures were taken. I was horrified to see how I looked. I went directly to the gym an hour after I viewed all these. I am going back next Memorial Day weekend so no more mashed potatoes and Lucky Charms til May! It is not fun being the plump friend they keep around for laughs. I had to wear a TANKINI because I was so chub-chub and insecure. Who wears tankinis besides 78 year old women? *Raises hand* Me, I guess.
Too much make up for 10am on a day we are going to lay by the pool!
So seeing these photos was a great motivator to get back to the gym. I have 3 weddings and my 10 YEAR HIGH SCHOOL REUNION coming up this spring. Um, aren't I supposed to have 2.3 kids, a Volvo and a cocker spaniel by now? Not so much. Ok, re-reading this, I noticed all I did was talk about my boyfriend and my weight. I need to stop now before I start going on and on about how tough it was to be the middle child. Which it was. Next topic I am debating where to move next. I tend to get restless after a year or two. After weighing all the options, I think I'd get the most pleasure from living here. It's a whaling community! And after that, I am spent. I need a cigarette and a cat nap.
Tuck those puppies in!
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