I FUCKING LOVE THERAFLU!
I am high as a kite right now. Higher. I have never had Theraflu before. I am never drinking again. No sir. I am only chugging Theraflu. No more hangovers. Ever.
Dude, I am so sick of being sick. This cold has now gone on for 3 weeks! It is pissing me off to no end. Wooo! Things are swimming in front of my eyes! I am downloading Kenny Roger's songs!
We've got tonight! Who needs tomorrow?
My random thoughts are as follows (I wrote them down):
#1. I love Kelly Clarkson almost as much as I love Theraflu. She is so pretty and talented and cute and sweet. I could eat her with a spoon.
#2. Whoever re-made "More Than Words" originally by Extreme OUGHT TO BE SHOT.
#3. There is a line in "Jenny From The Block" that really pisses me off. It takes hard work to cash checks... NO IT DOES NOT! Fuck you, J. Lo. FUCK YOU.
All my random thoughts were music related, I just realized. I love you iTunes.
And on to the pics!
I had a rough day yesterday. I was an emotional basket case. Work life and love life not so hot right now. So, I took up LL on her offer to hang out and pound a few. She picked me up and we headed over to Strega Nona (same place I was last week with Dio) to enjoy their $2 martini special and nummy Italian fare. One drink turned into two which turned into seven. We bonded hardcore. She is my new favorite person.
Observe.
Our waitress was dang cute. I loved her hair. She served us like she was in an infommercial. "Oh this wine is quite tasty... I highly recommend it!"
Bleu cheese stuffed olives rock my face.
LL went from wine to Morgan and cokes. That girl don't play.
If it takes me more than a minute to come up with a caption, I don't bother.
Right behind us, these people were on their first date. Totally an internet hook-up, from the sound of it. She sounded like she was on a fucking job interview. It was totally awkward to listen to. So I put my camera over my shoulder to capture the awkwardness.
Vodka makes Bethany 110% pure fun...
...but bashful. The date behind us hated us by this point.
The leftovers that I left in LL's fridge this morning! DOH! I am starving right now. DAMN IT.
We finally come to our senses and get our bill. I only had to pay $20 out of $90 because I got LL a cigarette from some random dude. And my drinks were only $2. That's a whole lotta buzz for 14 bucks!
We stumbled home and I crashed on her couch. I slept the most soundly than I have in weeks. Thanks, Stoli!
Time to chug some more Theraflu. See you on the ceiling!