It's FRI-DAY. We're going to PAR-TAY! I am looking forward to a rockin' weekend. Happy Hour, per usual, with my old school girlfriends topped off by some bar hopping, I am sure. Then tomorrow, one of my best friends is coming into town from LA and throwing a party at a local bar for his little sister's birthday. I hardly ever get to see this guy, so I am super duper pumped! He is the funniest guy I know, and I have known him for so long, it is a comfort to have him around.
That was him and me at my 1st grade McDonald's birthday party. I was in love with that kid from kindergarten through 10th grade. His was the first pee pee I ever saw. My first kiss with tongue. It was in the back of this kid's camper while we were playing "7 Minutes In Heaven." Good times!
I miss those middle school parties. You know, the ones where you would play Post Office, Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare. Now in order to get the balls to kiss someone you really like, you have to do Jager Bombs until all your inhibitions have floated away. And that can get expensive. Especially if you have a tolerance like mine.
So Saturday will be interesting. I am going to try to get my new friends from Chicago to go to the party where my friends from high school and college will be. It is always strange when your 2 worlds collide. People who knew me then have a way different perception of me then people who hang out with me now. I feel like a completely different person most of the time. A better person. A better friend. More mature. But aren't we all? Hopefully not too many people regress. I have seen a few... people who thought they were the shit back in the day and them become more and more self-centered and horrible to other people as time goes on to cover up those insecurities of people not bowing down to them anymore. Those people can kiss my ass. I am so glad I haven't peaked yet, and I am still on the uphill climb.
I am the e-mailing pimpstress today. I love my MAC email. It makes this soothing BLURP sound when new e-mail comes through. I prefer e-mail over the IM sometimes because there is not as much pressure to respond right away. Of course I always do, because what else am I supposed to do with my time here? Work? No thanks! BLURP! Ooooh another e-mail! E-mailing is better with people who are at work and using Outlook or something comparable. It is lightning fast and they always know when they have new mail. BLURP! Yay!
You know, my comments section has been a bit barren lately. I know who is coming in here. I can see the hits I get. But it is rare I get a comment. Comments are the only validation in my life right now. So scroll down and click on the blue link at the bottom. Just say hi. Is that too much to ask? Sheesh!
BLURP!
I have these enormous bruises on my legs. They are truly disgusting. Is this a bad sign? I bruise WAAAAAAAAY too easily. Usually the biggest bruises I get are ones that I have no clue as to the origin. That frightens me. Am I just running around sleepwalking and bumping into shit or what?!?!
I promised something erotic yesterday and Gerg intends to collect, so I typed EROTIC into a google image search and this is the best thing I found: