Huge changes are afoot! HUGE! After fighting with one of the roommates this weekend (man it sounds like we fight a lot, but we really don't. Actually we have all been getting along SO WELL lately!) I decided I need to get out of my place for sure. I was going back and forth. The pain of moving was at the forefront of my decision to stick it out for a few more months. I mean, now I only have 2 and a half weeks to find a place, sign the lease and move. Hell, I found my current apartment in a week along with my current roommates. And look how that turned out...
For all my complaining, which this is the forum I choose to rant in... I am going to miss the Dorm. Granted, I am the only female left and sometimes the frustrated the holy hell out of me... but those are my boys. It is going to feel really strange going back there after I move out. I am moving into an ideal living situation. Just me and another girl. She's sweet as pie. Kinda looks like Marsha Brady. Cool girl. She is friends with a girl that used to live in my building. She's a guy's girl and just like me, she is living with 3 guys right now. We have a lot in common despite the fact she is 5'2, blond with hourglass curves and I am 5'10, dark hair with miles of straight road (and 2 speedbumps.) She'll be the physical yin to my yang. She is also single and we are both ready to mingle.
Mental Housecleaning... What I Will Miss:
1. Being in the middle of the action
2. My really big room
3. (Pause) Uh... hanging out with the guys downstairs anytime I want... which I rarely do anymore anyway
4. Being able to brag to guys where I live
5. Being so close to the L
Man, is that all? I know I will miss my roomies and neighbors, but it wouldn't be like last summer anyway. I need new faces. New friendships. No one could take the place of these guys, but I think my friendships might become stronger when I remove myself from this living situation. They will have to be, or they will perish.
What I Won't Miss:
1. 3 am yelling and pot smoking
2. Dart tournaments accompanied by yelling
3. The constant sirens passing by my window
4. Not having doors but curtains
5. People drinking my water and Gatorade
6. Our disgusting bathroom
7. The Mexicans working on the back porch yelling "HOLA MAMMASITA!"
8. Feeling like the odd (wo)man out
9. The vendors who set up camp right in front of our door
10. People screaming under my window until ungodly hours of the night
11. Watching my back with leaving money or credit cards laying around
12. Feeling really old and really female
Ok, there is more on both sides, but I am growing tired of this topic. Onward and upward!
My favorite Cub: Corey Patterson. My sexual chocolate. There is a party in my pants and he is invited.
If I have to hear one more damn person talk about how the Sox kicked ass yesterday, I am going to throttle them. Damn Southsiders.
Right now, some random is IMing me. I think he found this page and decided to "hit on me" as much as anyone can be "hit on" over an IM. I think these guys that go trolling for chicks via IM are pretty pathetic. Whatever happened to meeting someone the old-fashioned way... at a seedy bar with a mean pair of beer goggles?
Anyway, I am humoring the poor bastard. I have nothing better to do right now other than writing this. I have never posted an IM before, so let's see how it goes:
Dj2000lbs (9:22:31 AM): hey sexy!
purduebethany (9:25:15 AM): um, hi... who is this?
Dj2000lbs (9:22:31 AM): i just found your page. prety awesome.
Dj2000lbs (9:25:34 AM): ur at work earily
purduebethany (9:25:55 AM): i am always in at 9am
Dj2000lbs (9:26:35 AM): do you work in a cubical??
purduebethany (9:31:18 AM): nope
purduebethany (9:31:25 AM): i have a fairly large office
Dj2000lbs (9:32:00 AM): you should have me come there do you have any office fetishs????
purduebethany (9:35:35 AM): no.
Dj2000lbs (9:37:05 AM): you suck i'm sure you don't even get wild your so consertive
purduebethany (9:38:33 AM): yeah ok
purduebethany (9:38:34 AM): ass
purduebethany (9:38:45 AM): not with some 20 year old punk in my office, that for sure
Dj2000lbs (9:39:02 AM): I'm 21 :)
Dj2000lbs (9:39:11 AM): and i can rock your world missy
purduebethany (9:39:16 AM): and by wild, you mean IMing some chick you don't know and jerking off to some text? that's not wild, that is just sad.
Dj2000lbs (9:39:33 AM): shut up
purduebethany (9:40:16 AM): nope
purduebethany (9:40:24 AM): you left yourself wide open for that one
purduebethany (9:40:27 AM): criticizing me
purduebethany (9:40:30 AM): please
purduebethany (9:40:35 AM): mamma dont play that
Dj2000lbs (9:40:42 AM): whatever thats cause you want me sooo bad
Dj2000lbs (9:40:52 AM): uh huh sister
purduebethany (9:43:47 AM): yes
purduebethany (9:43:58 AM): i want some misspelled text on a screen
purduebethany (9:44:00 AM): you got me
Dj2000lbs (9:44:26 AM): :-)
Dj2000lbs (9:44:26 AM): you don't even know what ur missing
Dj2000lbs (9:44:26 AM): i'm like a puppy
purduebethany (9:44:35 AM): i'll take my chances
Dj2000lbs (9:44:44 AM): i'll send you a new picture of me
purduebethany (9:44:48 AM): hooray!
Dj2000lbs (9:44:53 AM): i look H o T T hot
purduebethany (9:44:56 AM): i am tingling with anticipation!
purduebethany (9:47:28 AM): just send it through the IM
Dj2000lbs (9:47:50 AM): should i direct connect??
9:47:53 AM: Attempting to directly connect to Dj2000lbs.
9:47:56 AM: You are now directly connected to Dj2000lbs.
Dj2000lbs (9:48:30 AM): (sends grainy far away pic)
purduebethany (9:50:24 AM): yeah, that is nice and far away
Dj2000lbs (9:51:11 AM): soo i'm not a bad looking guy
purduebethany (9:51:15 AM): i cant tell
purduebethany (9:51:18 AM): too far
Dj2000lbs (9:53:08 AM): (sends another far away pic, but he does look cute)
purduebethany (9:54:54 AM): why arent you with any of those girls?
Dj2000lbs (9:55:53 AM): I wish i really like Kyle she's in the white but she lives in Boston and i don't know we were just friends :-(
Dj2000lbs (9:57:54 AM): girls usually do like me
purduebethany (9:58:47 AM): so whats the problem? why are you bugging me?
Dj2000lbs (9:59:14 AM): i just haven't found the right girl for me
Dj2000lbs (10:05:45 AM): maybe your her
purduebethany (10:07:41 AM): i doubt that
purduebethany (10:07:49 AM): you couldn't handle this big rig
Dj2000lbs (10:08:02 AM): shit i can handle you
purduebethany (10:08:18 AM): whatever you say bubba
Dj2000lbs (10:08:40 AM): do you think you would be the best girl i've gotten with??
purduebethany (10:08:48 AM): i have no idea
purduebethany (10:08:55 AM): you see... i don't know you.
purduebethany (10:09:26 AM): i would probably be the SMARTEST girl you have gotten with.
Dj2000lbs (10:09:39 AM): hahaha whos cares about that
Dj2000lbs (10:09:43 AM): jk
Dj2000lbs (10:09:53 AM): could you help me do my homework
Dj2000lbs (10:10:07 AM): what kind of grades did you get????
Dj2000lbs (10:10:24 AM): what year did you finish High School??
Dj2000lbs (10:10:36 AM): and what High school did you go too????
purduebethany (10:15:09 AM): As and Bs
purduebethany (10:15:14 AM): 1995
purduebethany (10:15:17 AM): Munster
Dj2000lbs (10:16:48 AM): I went to Downers Grove South
Dj2000lbs (10:16:54 AM): 2002 :-)
Dj2000lbs (10:17:44 AM): but i'm 21 babe
Dj2000lbs (10:17:53 AM): im all Man
purduebethany (10:22:29 AM): if you say so
purduebethany (10:22:35 AM): then it must be true
purduebethany (10:22:53 AM): i mean, i didn't think you were like 20% female or anything...
Dj2000lbs (10:23:45 AM): i want you to like me i know you would if you met me
purduebethany (10:26:49 AM): (sends pic of me flipping the camera off)
purduebethany (10:26:51 AM): ok
Dj2000lbs (10:27:05 AM): hahah
Dj2000lbs (10:27:08 AM): thats not nice
purduebethany (10:28:13 AM): aw
purduebethany (10:28:15 AM): sorry
Dj2000lbs (10:28:31 AM): a little tear dropped from my eye
purduebethany (10:28:57 AM): sure it did
Dj2000lbs (10:29:13 AM): you can kiss me and make up for it
purduebethany (10:36:16 AM): ok
purduebethany (10:36:22 AM): when, where and how?
Dj2000lbs (10:36:55 AM): whenever wereever and how ever you would like to cutie pie
purduebethany (10:38:57 AM): tonight, 7pm, the corner of Addison and Belmont (you chicagoans know, this is impossible, they are parallel streets)
purduebethany (10:39:04 AM): be there or be square
Dj2000lbs (10:40:57 AM): haha
Dj2000lbs (10:41:06 AM): you won't be there
purduebethany (10:42:18 AM): CORNER OF ADDISON AND BELMONT
purduebethany (10:42:21 AM): i will be there
Dj2000lbs (10:43:31 AM): alright