My new banner rules! Do me a favor, if you see it, please click on it. I have been doing lots of banners lately, trying to find one that kicked as much ass as the DUBBYA banner that ended up getting a 6.8%. According to D-Land, that's amazing! I need all the support and feedback I can muster. I look for acceptance through each and every one of you.
Ok, reality TV time:
The Littlest Groom. What the fuck? How low does Fox have to sink for ratings? Hey, ok, fine, I watched it. Like a train wreck. Little people (that's what they like ot be called) deserve love too, but they don't deserve to be exploited just because the are little people. The are also only running 2 episodes! The Big Fat guy (I'll get to him in a minute) has been running for months, but the Littlest Groom (that title is super duper retarded!) only gets 2 shows! I guess size does matter. It really does, by the way.
My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancee. I only watch this because Fox is one of the only decent channels I get in my room (suck my ass, RCN) and it is on at times when NOTHING ELSE is on. That show is another example of exploitation. This poor bitch is trying to win a cool mil, but she has to complete piss off and alienate her family to do so. This is entertainment? At least the fat guy has 100% more charisma then that block head Joe Millionaire #1 or ugly-ass Joe Millionaire #2.
American Idol. The first group to go was AMAZING! The second group was ABYSMAL! Those two brothers oughta get their heads knocked together for singing through their noses. What were the judges thinking putting 80% of those people through? The little Hawaiian girl was cute as a button! The redhead has a gorgeous voice... and it really pissed me off when Simon told her she needs to lose weight. No one else has realy ever been told that. I have seen girls walk in there large and in charge (a-hem, Frenchy... or, shit I forget her name, the third runner up last time... Kimberly.... LOCKE! Kimberly LOCKE!!! Simon never told her to lose weight!)
Anyway. Grr. I only truly enjoy American Idol because I want to see what the little English fucker is going to say next. Sue me.
I also LOVE LOVE LOVE THE INFERNO on MTV. It seems they brought back everyone who has ever hated each other on a challenge (where's Melissa? I wish she was there to kick that horse toothed Moron's ass!) Sidenote: check out Melissa's Website. It is freakin' hilarious! I am digging this Inferno. Much more entertaining then the Gauntlet. Go home Trishelle! You sleazy drama queen! Go back to Vanilla Ice...
Speaking of, does anyone watch The Surreal Life? I love it! Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy in the same house? Call me crazy, but I love that Tammy Faye! She's got spunk! Vanilla is too bitter. Ponch still has those sexy choppers. The Baywatch bitch is annoying and stuck-up and a gold digger, because her fiancee is busted-ass but loaded. Trishelle told Vanilla she was in love with him. That broad better get her ass to AA!
This all makes me realize I watch entirely too much TV. I need a man. Hey, I think I'll start taking applications! To fill one out, go here.