Dude, dude, dude! I am being a skeezer. Cheap. I hate leaving people with just a line or two, but that is all I can give today. I have no original thoughts. No funny pictures or links yet.
But my nippies are hard. Wanna know why? Of course you do. I was just looking at my buddy list and my new PENIS ENVY banner was up and functioning. I have never seen my own banner in the members area. Yay! It made me tingly.
Since I liked my entry yesterday, I am just adding to the top. So muff dive me! I need some loving!
P.S. The O.C. sucked last night. Damn it Ryan! Why did you fall into Oliver's trap?!?!? Please read the review on TWoP. The recaps are often better than the show itself.
This picture both disturbed me and made me giggle. Those crazy kids and their Super Goo (software you can use to make people look completely horrendous and silly.) In fact, there is whole website devoted to that fine art right here.
Speaking of young children and looking horrendous and silly, a friend sent me this link yesterday via IM. It's wrong! It's just wrong!
I decided to make a new banner after stumbling across bannercritics.com... which pulls random banners from diaryland and rips into them. I agree with all of what they say. It made me realize my banners have not been very beautiful or orginal. As a graphic designer, shame on me! So I went and designed a new banner this morning.
Last night I had a dream that involved penis envy for some reason. Don't ask me why. It isn't a subject I have often thought about. I have my share of testosterone. I have many, many guy friends. I enjoy sports. I am usually play the male role in my relationships with the opposite sex. I am tall. I have a deep voice. I am probably more of a man then most men reading this. But have I ever wanted a penis???
I can say, with utmost certainty... no.
Why would a woman covet a penis? I know plenty of men that wish they had a rack like mine. Shit, a guy would never leave the house! They would just sit all day and fondle their bouncy fun bags! But if I had a penis, I would be terrified it would get hard at inopportune times. Maybe it would get squashed by a vice. Maybe it would be really small and everyone would laugh at it. Also, I am really lazy. I wouldn't want to stand to pee! (Although it would be fun to write my name in the snow.)
I would hardly want my delicate sex organs flailing about this way and that. I like them tucked up inside of me, thank you very much! That way, they are protected. Safe. Only accessible to people I am very comfortable with or really cute strangers.
So, I scoff at the notion of penis envy! Who came up with that shit? Freud? He can take his cockamammie (pun intended) theories and shove them up his tightly wound ass. Freakin' quack.