Who needs a freaking shower when you can just spray perfume in your hair?!?!? Ew. Today, I made what I looked like on Tuesday look like what I looked like at the prom. Snap! Jayme, Sandy, Joanna, Craig, Joanna, Priscilla and Molly (her ice skater friend who is absolutely BEAUTIFUL) and Alex (what.) all went to Cans, McGees then Beaumonts. Girl, I am hungova like a mutha....
I feel like shizzat. But it was worth it, because Priscilla and I got up on that dance floor and shaked our groove thang, shaked our groove thang, yeah yeah. All eyes were on us as we entranced everyone with our dazzling moves. I got home at 2:45. It felt like the summer. It felt like home.
Hey! Have fun tonight/tomorrow/day after. Remember what I told you about having an orgasm. It's as simple as 1, 2, 3.
#1. Relax. Stay in the moment.
#2. Just concentrate on the sensation. Don't try too hard.
#3. Sometimes making moany noises helps. It makes you feel like you are in a porno and it makes the guy try harder.
Ok, maybe I am still drunk. Sorry about that.
See ya!
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