Well HEEEEEEEEELLO!
It's Christmas Eve and I am at work. It's only a 1/2 day, but the train was pretty empty this morning (no nerdy freak brething down my neck! Hooray!) and the streets had tumbleweed ablowin'. Tumbleweed blowing right down Michigan Ave. Whoda thunk it?
Tonight is my parents annual Christmas Eve extravaganza. Mmmmm, salmon... 7 layer dip... lamb... cheesecake... shrimp cocktail... Apple Spiced Rum... my grandpa smoking like a chimney... my snotty aunt Diane telling me I could be a model if I lost 15 pounds... my drunk Uncle Gussie telling me my dad is trying to control my life...
Fun for all! I can hardly wait!
We always get to open one present tonight. It is always pajamas. I get all excited about having pajama pants and a top that matches. I wear them that night in glee. The next night I am back to a ratty old frat t-shirt and panties.
iPod. I can feel your presence. I know you want me as badly as I want you. I bet you are all wrapped up and sassy, waiting for me to slowly remove your sheath and make you my own. I am undulating with desire. Come feed my hunger for 10,000 songs on my hip.