This is an example of why I love my downstairs neighbors and why this summer was so gosh darn fun:
Hello all!� We're running out of summer weekends, Cubs home games and, more importantly,�a chance to live and breathe every day.� I hate to get�sentimental here, but since the passing of Bob Hope I've realized�just how fragile life is.� So, let's get drunk!� We've got four (4) little screen TV's for your Cubs/college football viewing pleasure, one (1) bar (complete with kegerator, bottom shelf liquor and free shots,)�and most importantly... Club Dirrty!
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The Grand Reopening of Club Dirrty may be Chicago's most anticipated event the weekend.� We've cleaned up the broken glass, put on a fresh coat of paint, added some non-pornographic decorations, installed a fully functional beer tub and sectioned off a special V.I.P area.� Before our three week renovation several prominent Americans had a chance to take a dip in the Dirrty.� Here's what we overheard:
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�Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense to a 19 year old Hi Top's groupie:� "You, Me, 15 minutes on that couch and I'll show you a weapon of mass destruction."
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Clarence Thomas, Supreme Court Justice:� "My Nigga"
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�Janet Reno, former Attorney General:� "Rob, I can't wait to have�my 6'4" legs wrapped around�your man loins."
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�Mike Tyson, former Heavyweight Champion: "The transfer kernel T shows how gamma particles with a energy of E born at r' contribute to the flux at P. If this kernel takes into account all geometrical details and all physics processes, then the flux F is rigorously determined. However, it is difficult to find a transfer kernel that satisfies a full transport theory and the following simplifying approximations are used in the 'line of sight point attenuation kernel method.� I'll eat your children."
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What:� Party at�Marty, Rob, Craig and Jeff's
When:� Saturday afternoon before/during/after the Cubs v. Cincinnati game�(game time 3:30 P.M. CST)
Who:� You, anyone we bring in off the street.
Where:� 3611 N. Sheffield� 1N.... Wrigley Field
Why:� drink and/or get drunk
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Club Dirrty - 3611 North Sheffield 1N.
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This bar/club directly across the street from Wrigley Field presents fine(mostly roots rock, country, kazaa downloaded) music in an intimate "Silence of the Lambs" basement atmosphere. The legendary Robbie "Cocktail" Dixon is a regular performer, as is the local pothead Jeff "Boxer�Briefs and Dress Shoes" Gusky.� Friends can come here to get randy, boogie on the creepy wood pole, recklessly break week old bottles and slug cheap beer.� Club Dirrty's menu features leftover Bacci pizza and El Burrito Mexicano at prices ranging from 1 Cigarette to future considerations. Jam-packed on two and sometimes three couches before and after Cubs games, Club Dirrty vies with Murphy's Bleachers for the title of most famous pre/post-Cubs game destination
Hours:� Open anytime we are drunk or forget to lock the front door.����������������������������
visit us at http://www.clubdirrty.com