It's the most hoooor-ible time... of the year... with the bitter winds blowing and all the fucking snowing and de-void of cheer... it's the most hooorr-ible time time... of the year!
White chicken chili... white chicken chili. I have never had it. Never. Yet I can't get white chicken chili out of my head. It keeps repeating up there in my noggin over and over, taunting me to come find it and try it. Leave me alone, white chicken chili!!!
Another thing I can't get out of my head... Destiny by Zero 7. Now I am going to download the rest of their songs. Calm my road rage. This song gives me the chills, transports me to a sandy beach, looking into the eyes of my one true love, the sun baking our faces, the ocean licking our feet. Shit, I need to get out of this frozen tundra. I rented "Blue Crush" expecting to hate it, but by golly if it didn't transport me out of this frigid wasteland. I got to wondering why people live in cold parts of the world. I guess there is not enough space for everyone to live in Tahiti, but as I walked to my car in 7 degree weather, I thought about all those smug bastards in Phoenix, enjoying their 70 degree weather. Hey, it's my own damn fault for living here. I am a dumb bastard. Not for long my friend, not for long. I need palm trees. I want to move to Hawaii and surf!
I am listening to "Got to Give It Up" by Marvin Gaye right now. It's pimptastic. It makes me want to find someone to do the bump with.
"Meet My Folks" is the most horrible reality show ever (next the BRIDEZILLAS, who thinks of this shit?) These girls all look so trifiling and pathetic. The point of the show is to expose all these girls dirty secrets in order to date some loser who has to have his mommy pick a chick for him. Yuck. It just makes women (girls, actually) look really bad.
"Deliver Us From Eva." Title alone spurs me to see it. Awesome.
I can't buy any more clothes! Please cut me off!
Ok, THE SUPERBOWL. Most boring ass game I have ever seen, but GO BUCS! Four reasons I rooted for the Bucs: #1. Mike Alstott played for Purdue #2. I have been to Tampa a few times and to the stadium and had a great time #3. I love the underdogs #4. Rich Gannon is the TWIN BROTHER of my ex Derek. I couldn't even look at him after awhile because it was so freaky. That Reebok Commerical with the "Office Linebacker" was truly inspired. That is some funny shiznit. Can't wait to see it again, but it will abridged and not as funny. I am banking on that.
This weekend, I went to a bar called "Hogs and Honeys." It was straight out of Coyote Ugly. Fake boobied girls shakin' it on the bar, rough music, same dirty theme, and an added bonus of bull riding! So fun that my friend Jeff and I are going on Saturday. I was sober last weekend, but I am determined to get my ass up on that bar this weekend.
Sorry for the randomness. My mind is wandering all over the place.