Below are some things that I have read/heard/seen lately that keep me laughing inside for minutes/days/weeks.
I will keep adding to this, so check back!
From EWs synopsis of a Vegas RW episode:
"The birthday dinner was inexplicably portrayed as a silent movie, with Old Tyme music playing and cards presenting such dialogue as ''Gosh... Isn't Alton swell...'' Fortunately, the rest of the episode didn't continue that way, or we would have eventually seen the placard, ''Golly! Alton's enormous willy is tangled up in the electrical wiring! 22-skidoo!''
Melissa from the New Orleans Real World calling Colin a "funny ass pumpkin kangaroo head" on her site.
Anything that comes out of Conan O'Briens mouth.
A Handeyism:
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.
Maya Rudoplh doing Dontatella Versace. The 'Versace Pockets' skit had me laughing until my abs hurt. Matt Damon was the host. He dressed like Axl Rose. Her accent and drunkness are hysterical. Every line during that skit was a gem, but I loved: "Try all three flavors of my new Versace pockets... Monterey Chicken, Champagne, and my favorite... Chili Cheesy Cheeseburger."
An instant classic!
The episode of Friends where Rachel is babysitting Ben and teaches him some pranks. Ross and Ben get Rachel back by Ross pretending to fall down the stairs (it's a dummy) Rachel's reaction is so freaking hysterical. I was laughing well into Will & Grace.
Also, Ross is getting his old things out of his parent's garage opens a box and says "Ooooooh, my rock polisherrrrrr!!!!"
This website:
http://www.liquidgeneration.com
The opening theme song of Comedy Central's "Insomniac" Please watch that show. It's great.
Grandpa Simpson saying he is "full of piss and vinegar." Grandpa is my favorite. He once introduced Homer to his male nurse "Ping Pong." The nurse says, "But my name is Craig" and Grandpa Simpson goes "yeah, whatever."
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Why did the condom fly around the room?
Because it was pissed off
Sick, I know.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding. All of it.
Lunch Lady Land by Adam Sandler
Gene Keady reading the "Top Ten Gene Keady Tips to Looking Your Best' On Letterman. #1. Forget the six-pack abs... just go for the six-pack.
Jack dancing to "Dirty Pop" at a 7th grade dance on Will & Grace