Um, ya think?
Anyway, this is becoming more and more like a chore for me. Updating, that is. I was in my update prime back when I lived in the Dorm exciting things were always happening to me and I had all sorts of crazy stories to tell.
But as people nearing their 30s do, I have settled down in my life. Well, YES I did a recreational drug last weekend and YES, I was out at a club until 5am, but I really am settling down! I am!
An image that has stuck with me all day is watching this totally adorable little girl on her dad's shoulders at a bus stop. She was all smiley and giggly. So was he. She bounced up and down and he was tickling her. I looked at the utter joy on both of their faces and I teared up a bit. I always go off about how I don't want to have kids. In fact, it actually came out of my mouth last night after I watched the re-run of Friends where Rachel gives birth (even though it looks like the easiest birth in the history of births. The baby was breach, but it only took 2 seconds to pull that ass-first sucker out.)
But then again, don't I want to have kids? Or maybe just one kid? A little girl? Because there is no love like the love between a mother and child. Do I want to go through this life never experiencing that?
I know for a fact it won't be anytime soon unless within the next year I get a new job where I make $30,000 more a year and find a fantastic man I'd be willing to combine genetic code with. Hey, it could happen. I am actually getting of my ass lately and working very hard on putting together an online portfolio to pimp my dezign skillz, yo!
Speaking of online portfolio, since I have not much to do today at all and the boss man is not here, I am going to bust out a few ads before I sneak out the back door of this bitch.
Oh, today I saw Ana Gasteyer on Michigan Avenue today. I literally almost ran into her, coming out of Aldo Shoes. She is much shorter in person, but virtually every celebrity is. Why is that? I think short people overcompensate for their small stature by being really talented or funny. Conan, Vince, I ain't looking at you, my yummy tall glasses of sweet nectar.
It made me think about all the celebrities I have seen in person. I want to make a list. Of course, it's a lot of D-Listers. Real World/Road rules people. Do they even count? Fuck it, I am counting them, but I'll put themat the bottom. I am going to get started working on that list over the weekend. Not that anyone cares.
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