bathtubmary - 2004-03-12 12:27:09
i no longer have an ass, thanks to you. your entry made me laugh it right off. xo, d
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pura vida - 2004-03-12 13:00:38
This entry is sheer gold.
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Leon - 2004-03-12 13:09:46
Yes, tremendous fun. You and I are both much more awesome than Edward Norton, and by the way it's not by George Harrison. It's by the Beatles.
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Leon - 2004-03-12 13:18:40
Well if it's the acoustic version you need to write "Listening To- Here Comes the Sun (Acoustic Version). If you just write Here Comes the Sun, I am going to think it is the original version which appeared on Abbey Road, the last Beatles album recorded. Don't talk to Leon about musical genious. I am a Musical God. I still feel loved.
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Leon - 2004-03-12 13:23:48
"Shirtless muscle flex"
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ChicagoJo - 2004-03-12 13:27:06
Conan's unfortunately in NYC, and that wife of his keeps getting in the way of our own love blossoming... Dammit!
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Lulu - 2004-03-12 13:33:04
There is something about Conan isn't there?
I couldn't tell you what it is either, it cant be his pasty skin...nope...cant be the fact the he's like 10 feet tall...nope...it certainly cant be all the freckles...hmmm...But he is hella funny and Triumph...for a rubber dog...well he's just freakin' sexy. BTW this was a great entry Bethany, I truly enjoyed it.
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Gumphood - 2004-03-12 13:38:34
I love the dog...the mastrubating bear...the year two thousand....CONAN MARRY ME!!! oh wait...that isn't write. It's rong.
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Aida - 2004-03-12 13:50:36
Loved the pics in the story....mine would be similar, i often think Jennifer Anniston is living the life God intended to give to me....damn her...yeah, in 5 years if things keep up i see myself becoming a lesbo.
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Alexia - 2004-03-12 14:41:07
I feel so boring lately. Your diary, on the other hand, is always fascinating!! I love it!! And the storytelling with pictures, how creative and wonderful!! Let's see five years ago when I was nineteen, I would have thought that I would be engaged by now, definately engaged and doing something important as a job but alas there is no Tiffany princess cut diamond on my left hand and the leading man in the story of my life is yet to be cast. I think that moving to Tennessee with Conan sounds fabulous though. I think in my ultimate fantasy, I would steal Tom Welling from his wife and leave her broken hearted in LA and then he and I would fly to a remote island where we would run around naked and be tan, young, wealthy, and happy for the rest of our years. That would be nice, instead I'm stuck in GA with a boring job and a shitty existence. Oh well, have fun at happy hour though. I'm really going to miss those!!
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Amused Random Person - 2004-03-12 15:11:32
great entry...the pictures had me cracking up! thanks!
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Kathy - 2004-03-13 03:36:36
great entry! thanks for putting a smile on my face!
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oxfordavid - 2004-03-15 09:05:02
Stumbled in to your diary somehow, Yes, that was fun! Maybe, I'd better read some more, maybe I should be working. Oh shit....
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spill it: