Ahoy mateys! As a tribute to my most precious posession, I have crafted this very special iPod template. It took up way too much time for something so simple. HTML is some frustrating shit.
Simple is the operative word for my new template. I stripped away the bullshit. I employed my favorite font of all time (shout out to my girl Trebuchet!) and I came large with a green background. So very tranquil.
Since Chicago has been such a complete bastard lately, I had to dump his whiny ass. So buh-bye. See you on the flip side, biznatch.
I have been all about the Black Eyed Peas lately. They are churning out some great stuff, so I thought I'd pay a little tribute to my new favorite dance song, Boogie That Be. I don't know what it is about this song, but it just makes me want to shake my booty all night long. The best I can do right now is a little chair dance since I am tethered to this desk. So that will have to do. Burning calories. Oh my.
Speaking of burning calories... whoever is the mother of these children ought to be put away for child abuse. America is such a fat-ass wasteful country. I am moving to France. Fuck this. Au revoir�! Ne pas essayer de m'arr�ter�!