Rainy. Crappy. The kind of day that makes you want to pull out someone else's fingernails with pliers. Spent the night at the new place last night. I have no more clean clothes since I haven't done laundry in months. Well, I do have a ton of clean clothes, but it is shit I never wear but am too selfish to give to Goodwill. So I stuck a load in when we got to the new place and started unpacking. I was in such a tizzy, I just threw in whatever was on top of the clothes heap. Separating whites and colors, be damned! This morning, I had nothing to wear since nothing in the load was suitable for this shit-brick day. So I am wearing the jeans I have wore at least 14 times, which I had to pull up every 5 seconds because they are so stretched out and my Abercrombie sweatshirt (I needed a hood. No umbrella at new place) that vaguely smells like a cross between sheep and cotton candy.
Man, if it were only a pretty day it would make moving that much more bearable. But Mother Nature spits in my eye once again. I am going to take off way early today and get this party started.
I am so mother grabbin' tired. Mike and I decided to pop in "Twister" last night as we drifted off into la-la land. Well, he drifted off. I just lay face-up staring at the ceiling at listening to the creaks in the apartment and to him breathing. Hot damn, do I love the new place! Lack of sleep aside, I was giddy when I woke up this morning and wandered around for the 50th time. It is serious exercise just to walk from the back bedrooms into the kitchen. The hallway is so long it looks like it should be in the Overlook Hotel.
Oh yeah, Mike's party was pretty fun. None of my people showed except Sandy. God bless her can-do attitude. The sangria was $2 and the bartender looked like a sweet little cabana boy. He had a mega-watt smile and if would invest in some stilts, I could see a lovely future for us.
Dan, me and Mike. Oh Danimal! It's your babydoll!
Josh and Mike... the testosterone of the new crib.
Sorry kids. Today I have NOTHIN'. Please tell me how much I suck below. But this should be an interesting weekend, wait for it... wait for it... I am not feeling at all funny today and all I want to do it get the hell out of here and take a nap. So I will.
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