Random Memory of the Week!
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two Dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
Came and shot those two dead boys
If you don't believe me, this lie is true
Ask the blind man
He saw it too!
Don't ask me how I remember this or where it came from. I won't be able to tell you.
What a slow-ass week for Miss Bethany. My thumbs are sore from twiddling. I have spent the last 2 days making CDs for a friend across seas and for a friend living above the Hang Uppe. I have also been messing around with the greatest site on diaryland. He had one of the standard-issue templates and I thought genius of this magnitude deserved an aesthetically pleasing site. So I revved up my HTML skillz and got crackin' on that bitch! Dig the glowing text (courtesy of flamingtext.com) Dig the headers. Dig the comment page. Go worship in the temple of Leon for awhile. He deserves it. So do I.
I love Wednesdays! Wednesday is PUPPY & KITTY DAY! I go to the Anti-Cruelty Society and bathe the puppies and play with the kitties and bury my face in their fluffy wonderfulness. I love the fact that everytime I go there, there are a new set of pets. The turnover rate at that place is unbelievable! Got a hole in your heart? Got more love than you know what to do with? Then get your juicy, round fannies OVER THERE!
I also love Wednesdays because of The O.C. I have not been this addicted since I stopped doing blow! I wanna bend that Seth Cohen over and make him recite the torah! I get home smelling of wet dog and I just plop myself in front of that TV and have myself a grand 'ol time. I even got my "tough guy" roommates into this show. The first time I turned it on this summer, they whined but I said "watch it, you little bitches!" So they did. At first, they did not admit their love, but the next week I heard "California, here we come" spilling out of one of their rooms. "A-HA!" I thought as I rubbed my hands together and twisted my handlebar mustache, simultaneously, mind you... "I've got them right where I want them!" So they have "come out of the closet" and professed their love for the show. Good job, fellas! Admitting it is the first step!
This weekend! I am already twitching in anticipation! Let me ax you all this: #1. Who lives in Chicago? (raise your hands high where I can see them!) #2. Who knows of a good nudey bar I can go to on Friday night? I have never been to one in Chicago and I think for ROOMMATES BIRTHDAY WEEKEND it would be a fun little field trip. So offer any suggestions below in the comment area. Your participation is appreciated. Thanks for your support.
Speaking of ROOMMATE BIRTHDAY WEEKEND (Chicagoans, still got your hands raised? Keep them up high!) Who would love to come to a lovely party thrown at my humble abode on Saturday? Keg of Blue Moon and oranges! Darts and flip cup! Mud wrestling! Lemme know. I don't want some weak-ass party where three people show up and I am stuck drinking four-fifths of a keg. I mean, I'll do it if I have to, but I would rather not! Last time that happened, I ended up with some German guy who didn't speak much English and a US flag, which I ran down the street with as he trailed behind me screaming "U-S-A! U-S-A!" Mmmmm, good times.
And now, for your viewing pleasure:
Thank you and goodnight.