8.12.2002 Ah, back from the GAC. Drank a little. Slept a little. Now I am stuck at the office until Miss Jessi comes to get me. I can barely register this past week. I had an outstanding time. Word. There was cute little boys everywhere! I just want to give a shout out to some boys in Ohio and Iowa. I can anticipate upcoming road trip destinations now. My favorite night was on Saturday. It was random and my back still hurts from sleeping on a tiny cot. I also want to say that free wine is not always a good idea. Sometimes you drink too much and end up on tape with 10 guys spanking your behind to "Living La Vida Loca." Ay yi yi! 8.14.2002 I am leaving for Memphis tomorrow WAY EARLY. It should be a great time, I am always up for a road trip. 8.21.2002 Last weekend was great. Drove 8 hours to Tunica, then went to Memphis to go to Elvis's Candlelight Vigil. There were over 70,000 people there! Jessi and I got stuck behind some rude-ass Spaniards. I swear, sometimes people forget whose country they are in! Stood in the rain for 6 hours, and usually, I would be pissed, but for some reason, I thought it was fun. We sure were sore and tired the next day. We tried to lay out, but the weather would not cooperate, so we went outlet shopping instead. Keep me away from discount clothes! But I did find a pair of jeans that were handcrafted just for my body. They are like butta. Ate a pound of Prime Rib for $9.95. Gambled in Tunica that night, about got kicked out of the casino for taking a picture. Excuse me, there were no signs posted, you jerks. Then Graceland on Saturday. The tour. We had a great time on Beale St.